"I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot!" ~Alice Kingsley (Alice in Wonderland - 2010)

I want to post, but my brain is scattered, I'm tired, and I can't think straight. Here's a bullet point post of some things I've found funny, insightful, or interesting since my last real post.

I hope to post more in the coming days and weeks, but this will have to do for now.

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This quote from Alice in Wonderland sums me up pretty well right now: 

The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] You used to be much 

more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.

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Funny (via The Bloggess)

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My teeth _WILL_ be paid for! It went through every review it could, and, thankfully, the Maryland Insurance Administration was able to get my insurance to pay. 

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I have a bad joke for you:

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "Weeeeeooooouuuhhhh". The next whale says, "Shut up, Steve. You're drunk."

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Why saying "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" is a bad idea.